My ideas on changing the world are perfect until I realize the majority of society would reject them completely

Maybe women should just pull a orthodox-jewish-chauvinistic-move but in reverse and make men cover themselves completely with a body-shaped blanket including their faces and everything, while wearing a fat suit underneath the blanket, making them morbidly obese, so we won’t be attracted to any of them sexually.

Except, that will never happen. Because most of today’s western society doesn’t go by an 1800’s-era view of how women should act and be treated, and therefore won’t understand the point of this request. Or maybe every women who has the slightest clue about the history of women’s rights in the US will be totally excited by this idea due to how it reverses chauvinism and they will force men to do it.

Actually, that would only work if suddenly every woman became bisexual or a lesbian. Straight women wouldn’t be ok with their boyfriends/husbands wearing a fat suit and having heat strokes whenever they went outside during the summer months.

Eh, it seemed logical in my head. Sort of.

I really wish I was a lesbian

Because I am attracted to both men and women, but if I was never attracted to men, I would never put myself in situations that would force me to deal with their bullshit on such a regular basis.

I’ll make a mathematical equation to represent what I can’t really say precisely:

Number of women who’s personalities and appearances attract me simultaneously > Number of men who I wouldn’t want to feed to alligators after 2 weeks of dating

I think that sums up my thoughts pretty nicely.

Shit I can’t post on Facebook.

That really awkward moment when my ex-boyfriend dumped me for having goals that didn’t involve kids and marriage at 18, and he’s still “in a relationship” on facebook… But knowing him and the kind of people he hangs around, I guess it wouldn’t take long for him to find a mindless female robot with a functional uterus that will start popping ‘em out as soon as she’s legally considered old enough to get married.


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“But nature is always more subtle, more intricate, more elegant than what we are able to imagine.” - Carl Sagan (The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark)